VERSE 1

heather's got no space left in her mind
for me, so i'm heading online
asking great questions 'bout age and size
anatomy and zones of time--in

CYberspace .... NO one hears you scream
they read you on their console screen
creating couches, pools and steam
and living out digital dreams


CHORUS

E A
baby's left me for another man
E A Am
be-CAUSE he types twice as fast as i can
E A
it's a shame that she cannot stay
E A Am D
but I know true love's just an A/S/L away



VERSE 2

found a server, got a client too
connected, sent some smiles through
like spam to mailboxes, drunks to booze
found me new love to attach to

she types in red fourteen-point font
and lives in killington vermont
female, weighs less than a ton
named sweet-eighteen but she's thirty-one



BRIDGE
C Am
....she always crosses her T's
C G
....and man, I like her eyes
C Am
....and when all our gifts are wrapped in words
G Gm Am Gm D A
then hey man, .. i don't have to pay a dime
Em
well alright, now..
G? Gm?Am? D A
not counting network time
Em G Gm
well alright, now...



CHORUS

E A
baby's left me for another man
E A Am
she can tell he's really good with his hands
E A
it's a shame that she cannot stay
E A Am D
but I know true love's just an A/S/L away



VERSE 3

i found out she's got an angel twin
within minutes of my askin'
got their address on fake napkin
now to take each one for a spin

.... though i hope heather's doin' fine
i'm so glad she dropped me behind
while she keeps every man denied
i'm sitting back with my chicks sayin'



CRAZY FINISH

ROFL LOL
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ROFL LMAO
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ROFL LMAO U... GTG..
IMHO U... GTG..