V1

Fancy fries have met their demise
They taught me to fish, so now I eat for a lifetime

I ate the pasta, and I ate the stew
Ate the neighbor's rabbit right in front of you

Your pizza was great, the doughnuts were swell
I've got your cake, and I'll eat it as well

First came the eggs, then I ate the birds
I said I'd stop eatin', then I ate my words


PRE-CHORUS

I'm barely famished, flowers beware
You're about to vanish into thin air


CHORUS

You ain't gettin' any matter to consume
We're way past the last call
You ain't started any platters to resume
You ain't gettin' any cuz I ate it all
You ain't gettin' any cuz I ate it all


V2

I ate bread, devoured apples hardcore
I slurped a stale shake and I still wanted more

I'm outta my mind, the fruit's out of sight
I swallowed watermelons without taking a bite

I ate four legs straight off the table
No syrup needed, it tasted like maple

I've crammed cold ham straight to the bone
I ate myself out of house and home


PRE-CHORUS

Name one food you see left in here
Before you're through you'll watch it disappear


(CHORUS)


BRIDGE

I'll have the rest of what I doubt you'll digest
plate, spoon fork, knife, napkin too
I'm so obsessed but still at your request
I'll have a serving left for... NO ONE AT ALL!


CHORUS

You ain't gettin' any matter to consume
We're way past the last call
You ain't started any platters to resume

... You're just gonna get flatter until you implode on the side of the road by a poisonous toad.

... And that's me, and I'm like the size of antarctica cuz I've wiped out every ounce of water, amino acids, fatty acids, vitamins, minerals, fiber, antioxidants and phytonutrients I can lay my 50-mile amphibian eyes on... and the earth quakes when I turn to you and break the news:

You ain't gettin' any cuz I ate it all
You ain't gettin' any cuz I ate it all