Ninja Gang (demo)
by The Cow Exchange
Another Songfight! entry attempt that didn't make it, for the "Ninja Gang" title. I tried to make it sound like a goofy TV show opener, but it didn't turn out quite like I hoped.
ninja bear knows black-hat hack attacks
...and his concice aerial kicks fly with a flash
he's tryin' to kick his carnivorous habit
sorry 'bout your leg, there, mr. rabbit
ninja gecko is a snoopy sort of lizard
he's an information super-power wizard
he'll break into banks to find out your birthday
and jump out of cakes at your anniversary
[tick tick tick tick] SURPRISE!
he's a member of the ninja gang (in disguise)
ninja gang(surprise)
ninja gang(nice thighs)
backstabbing you with hugs
and keeping kids off drugs
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