A

He slaved for two years diligently earning his degree
Reached for his diploma and shaking back the hand of a mighty dean

They called him forth
They called him a failure
Claimed he submitted too many papers for his procrastination major


CHORUS

He said: "I take it back, you take the cake"
"Your needs are so irritating"
"I've waited on you hand and foot when I should've just been waiting"

But waiting takes time
Waiting takes


B

He ran out from the riser 'cause it made him sick
He asked for the time to see what made it tick
He spotted and invited her to swig liquor
Got timely advice and her signature

She said that waiting's like a race in the 4th dimension
that nobody wins but shows fierce contention
He's moving far too fast which tries her temper
But he's not the first time offender


(CHORUS)


C

And a good time was had by all
Except him