What will be four letters after "d i s c _ _ _ _"?
by The Cow Exchange
My first song ever to be chosen as a "Yahoo! Answers Best Answer". Yayyyiee! Ten bonus points. It also shows gratuitous use of pitch correction, which seemed to fit the genre at the time.
I'd like to be discREET
or someone might discOVER
that i am a discIPLE
of a nameless other
She gives me a big discOUNT
whichever night I purchase
She discARDS my receipt
because its only purpose
is to discROWN my hidden urges
I can't discLOSE her name
Besides, she'd just discLAIM it
Dancing around when she discERNS
That you're about to handcuff her
DiscOING sales associate
DiscOING sales associate
There's nothing so felonious as a
DiscOING sales associate
But you gotta admit, besides your discORDS
She quaintly kept you from being bored
So keep those cut discUSES off of her, sport
I was just tryin' to buy me some cookies
Delicious fibericious apple cookies
DiscRETE partitions of apple cookies
from the DiscOING sales associate
DiscOING sales associate saved me
DiscOING sales associate saved me
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