HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My day is going great
I had to ventilate
my rooms so they're not spoiley.
I put coffee on a doily!!
And then i read about a billionaire
who cashed in on a bunch of shares
and donated them to charity
(but they didn't give them to mee).
That made me so unstable
that I prepared a bagel.
I put peanut butter on the top half
and raspberry preserves on the bottom half
after it was toasted.
I guess I haven't boasted
too much .. to you.. oh well.. I'm screwed.
That's true! so true! so very very true!

Okay, so i was lying.
I actually went to work
and fixed a bunch of programs
and ran a few more rollbacks.

But that's pretty boring
so i'd rather be flooring
YOU with a great story
about my bagel day.

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did i -- did you ever have a bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel day?

I did! It was neat, it was today, in my dreams.

Okay, so that's my story
so how is UR day going?