Why don't you bring one of them stools over here... yeah, bring the one with the smiley face on it. You like that one. Okay, alright, now I need you to listen. Listen good.

When a phone loves another phone, from far away or the same home, it feels a tug at its earpiece. Well, that first phone, rings the other who shakes and discovers a connection at the same frequency. If their signal is stout then no one cuts out. So they keep keepin' on with that check. When no one is bugging, they do "special hugging". And that's what we call phone sex.

The ringing is just a test to see if you're gone. That's why sometimes when you pick up no one's on! Then the phones make special bonds. And then 9 months later: Baby Bell!

And that's why you should always use an answering machine.