You could make cupcakes and go into the park. There you could make sandwiches in the dark. Then you could go to the lake and watch a whale jump out to the curb. And watch out for that kid who is turning without his turn signal. That will probably turn your boyfriend or girlfriend off, because they don't like dying. No one likes dying on a date. So wear your necklace that secretes mintishness. It will smell so great. It will impress your date. He will get your autograph, so don't forget your pen. So then you can sign his right ventricle again in case it washed off the last time. Or is it a she? You never tell me anything.