"She left me for some John guy. So long, hope the union's a splash." Um, yeah. It's a song that both marvels at the length of something, and says good bye to it. We'd tell you what "it" is, but reading the title is a trivial task. There are so many parallels between this scenario and dating that it's pretty scary. As Herman said, "I don't think even you realize the depth of your lyrics' meanings on this song."

I'm seriously surprised how few people realized that the song was talking about going to the bathroom.

Thanks to Melody (female vocals), Herman (acoustic guitar) and Enstrim (lyrical tweaks) for helping out. Apologies to those who listen to it. :-)