V1
i keep it real
to the point or extent where there is no deal
of consequence wh-when you appeal
to bob about how i bid a dollar over you

it's quite a steal
to jump you and your estimate's squeal
like a dog or cat who just lost his weee--uhh
unfortunately that's all for another show

CHORUS (x2)
because the .. price is right
a-and now, all that's left
are my one-handed model friends
from the showdown

V2
i think it's perfect
how your come-on-down-and-back was knee-jerkish
how your rabbit's foot necklace qui-quit working
and your please-leave-now prize was a year's supply of soap

i doubt you'll use it
your cleanliness is lacking in hues it's
astonishing producers excused it
and i juiced it like an avacado overdue

CHORUS (x2)

(misc banter over poorly-synched midi events)