V1

sliding
right through
the ghost in the yellow car

finding
out ooh
what he had for supper

PRE-CHORUS

when the ghost in the yellow car
threw up on me
i took a sample of his plasmic potpourri (and it was GREAT!)


CHORUS

that ghost's not half bad
we got along so fast
after he threatened
to throw me in the trash

that ghost's not half bad
for bridging this divide
may be crude but now we know that
he's human on the inside


V2

applying
tattoos
to the ghost in the yellow car

buying
shampoo
to kill the odor


when the ghost in the yellow car
flew to the right lane
didn't use his blinkers
he's so inhumane...BUT

[CHORUS]