V1

hot dog buns in packs of ten
hot dogs wrapped in eight
somewhere in between
two escaped

they're back at the deli (sharp) to warn the rest
all go in, one comes out
cuz he was never like-ed


PRE-CHORUS

if you grow mold, i apologize
but be prepared for the nice guys (E)

CHORUS

no one wants the last slice
no one wants the last slice
no one wants the last slice
no one wants the last slice

they'll do it again
the last slice, obviated

V2

how common courtesy
runs amok
hunger inurgency
exponential bacteria

there're lots of people
scarfing down in drones
when you're last, no one's hungry enough
to clean up home


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