VERSE 1

pick your nose
and stick it in your toes
give the fungus an authentic french kiss
it grows, it grows, it grows

shower yearly
hate sincerely
save amounts by not knowing how to count
to three, 2 3, 2 3


CHORUS

be dumb
be stupid
throw intelligence on the fence
be dumb, be stupid again
be dumb
be stupid
leave mental expense in suspense
be dumb, be stupid again


VERSE 2

you are what you eat
so don't eat your words
chomp instead on herds of birds

bite their heads off
throw'em in a puddle
replace 'em with some coconuts
and then tack on a muzzle


CHORUS

be dumb
be stupid
throw intelligence on the fence
be dumb, be stupid again
be dumb
be stupid
leave mental expense in suspense
be dumb, be stupid again
be dumb, be stupid again


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