V1

we've got a new product
you can have for free
if you buy our golden flagships
and believe apologies

it's cool, it's fresh
it follows the standards
and for working reliably?
well we've got a plan there:



CHORUS

give it one more try
tell me the version you're using and i'll pass it to the next guy
all the docs are severely brief - don't worry
it'll all be fixed in the next release



V2

if you wanna change servers
better talk to the hand
cuz this doesn't even have a
migration plan

our patches fix some... bugs that remained
but it also resets settings
that you've meant to leave changed


<REPEAT CHORUS>


BRIDGE (spoken/yelled/slurred ;-))

we'll fix it next tuesday
but you'll pay today
it's nothing that should've been broken anyway


BRIDGE 2

we said it would be easy
you said it was hard
you were talking a-bout setup
we meant stringing you along this far..