Get your head out of the ground. Move it in circles to look around. And find a target now to become clsoe to. Stick your right foot in, then stick your other right foot in; again and again and steer! Continue as you draw near and clsoeer to the other, until he or she says "baby baby baby baby baby, you are way too clsoe to me."

And that's when you walk just a liiiiiittle bit clsoeer, and you say, "baby baby baby, that's a fine cologne or perfume that you are wearin'." But you gotta keep your warnin' blinkers on, because if you're not careful he or she might be all, "That's not perfume, that's just my natural scent. I never thought that it was all that intense. But now that I know, I fear I must go and clean myself in the shower."

That's when you stay put for an hour tasting awkwardness: sour, as lonliness devours your energy. Your flowers: wilting, your power: tilting, how're you living? Not so thrilling. So practice safe clsoeness and don't smother the other you wanna become clsoe to.

If you're having trouble, or if you're under stress, you can measure your proximity with the help of GPS receivers when you're outside to see how clsoe you meet (plus or minus thirty feet).