Tips on making an attractive cake:

Some guys like blonde hair, some like it brown, some like it short, some like it touching the ground.

Best to not take risks, just make a mix of it. Share a brush in the locker room rush, collecting fuzz up for your crush to eat on buttercream. You see it's so easy.

Studies show men like these things, so please serve them a plate. It's not disgusting, you're so distrusting. They'll be forking and spooning your cake.

Studies show men like these things, so please, serve them a plate. It's psychoactively attractive. They'll be forking and spooning your cake.

They like their cake shaped curvy like an hourglass, so cut a rounded notch into each half. Shelve the body until it's about the same age as you.

Dash it sugar-sweet, veggie-intelligent, pepper-passionate, and cookie-confident. Design some big eyes of hazel green and blue.

And if it won't attract a guy, at least it'll catch some flies.