Verse 1

We saw the X-ray, and we agree with your doc that your pancreas is plain. It needs some ambiance and care to win the Miss Pancreas Competition. And you look like you could use some assistance, so we're here to decorate your pancreas!

Chorus

Give it piercings and dye and glitter on each side. Give a spit with a shine that emanates from the inside (the side that counts more than your out). Give new smells to your cells, yeah decorate your pancreas.

Verse 2

Here's a top hat for her head, and a bow to tie just by L2. Wrap bling around her neck like garland on a tree. If you wanna win the Miss Pancreas Competition, we've got to improve that organ's appearance.

(Chorus)

Bridge

Hey, you look much better than before, but you'll want to wash those blood stains off the floor. And hey, now you can go from good to great by gold-plating all nearby arteries and veins!

(Chorus x 3)

(Outro)