Verse 1

Alex was locked in the dryer
That's where I found her. She shrunk so small.
Microscopic. Brought me to tears and she drowned in them.
Had to hide her with dignity, but I had no hearse.
Plus who would notice? So I got up close and sneezed in reverse.


Chorus

And to this day she still so rides
the tube-shape structures in my hide.
Like Mario through warp zones
one day she will find a way out.
And so I guard my every pore
Each cut and scrape and sore
(Cause) she is best off floating ...on a tour of tube-shaped structures in my hide


Verse 2

It's like a burial at sea
'cept you can't see her, and this sea is red.
Tide's up when I'm when I'm running from the law
Tide's down when I'm in bed.

She's sleeping with the fishies (The fishies I ate)
But I keep her preserved (With the whisky I drank)
Till it's destination squishy
And she's unearthed


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Outro

Oh no, she was wearing the sweater I lent her
(That was my favorite sweater)
Guess I better let her out.