* Organ-piercing stunts are performed by professionals. Dont try this at home.
* Iceboxes are powered by ice, not electricity.
* Actual stomaches have less reverb.
* 1 appendix + 1 appendix = 2 append-duh-CIES.
* Grindstoning your nose could leave more than a scab.
* Actual hand cost will vary depending on market conditions
* Smooshy. You know.. like, soft, squishy, padded. Smooshy.
* I only wanted a girl LIKE you. Not necessarily you.
* Only torch zombies in very damp pastures.
* Absorbing microscopic humans is a felony in some states.
* You can also mount E's.
* The cow's mouth's mouth's chicken's pig's pig's mouth's mouth's trout's mouth's mouth's owl's mouth's mouth's chicken's mouth's frog's hound's mouth's mouth's elephant'smouth has eleventy twelve mouths..es