What gets me in the deli,
and is not afraid to tell me to wash my clothes?
Oh, nose!

What's in all your business
from New Year's to Christmas, way too close?
Oh, nose!

What's stuffy, and rough makin' me
buy boxes of Puffs Plus Aloe?
Oh, nose!

What drains when eating hot food
like habanero noodles and comes to blows?
Oh, nose!

Nose, I can even pay through you!
Put you to the grindstone and what do you do?
Suffer the scab, but you stay.
Ohhh nose, I don't mean to threaten.
Why, in fact, I reckon I'd never cut you off to spite my face!

Through my own volition
it's easy to pick him (gross).
Ohhh, noooooose!!!