VERSE

I hear a voice --- it's just a test. Go get some rest. I think we're gonna get some guests tonight.

We have been observing your earth!

And they're gonna attack us unless we attack them first. It resonates on metal plates above my jaw (TVIYH is just an iPod). Maybe if my teeth were blue, that statement would ring of truth; no earbuds in my ear but I've got salsa up the r--HEY!


PRE-CHORUS

Pack your packets in your jacket, and always keep your hand on one.
Slam a second down, to get endorphins in your blood.


CHORUS

Should they arrive unauthorized, aim for their eyes.
When you see an alien, spray the capsaicin till they're blind, then step aside. They can't survive!
When you see an alien, spray the capsaicin.


(SOLOnaut)


VERSE

Hold out your hands, mis companeros. We've got cayenne y habaneros in the cruiser. Ron Popeil just revealed a military juicer. Good thing Tom Ridge didn't ask us to use duct tape.

And if you're drained, your Taco Bell is open late so you can pile on the fire sauce. You know, there's a reason they give you more than they ask. It's correlated to the defense spending income tax.


(PRE-CHORUS)


(CHORUS)

[1] http://www.vex.net/~paulmac/carpenter/lyrics/calling_occupants.html
[2] http://www.songfight.net/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=83
[3] http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/products/details/US/EN,CRID=2439,CONTENTID=10540
[4] http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/tbsauce.html
[5] http://sulcus.berkeley.edu/mcb/165_001/papers/manuscripts/_559.html
[6] http://www.dreamland.szm.sk/aliens/face-alien.jpg
[7] http://health.yahoo.com/ency/healthwise/ut1025spec
[8] http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/chiliscale.htm
[9] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Popeil
[10] http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-ridgeducttaped.htm
[11] http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/tbfirehow.jpg
[12] http://www.warresisters.org/piechart.htm

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