He was an astrophysicist who spied for the Chinese
Then, the guy who certified snowflakes "unique"
Plumbin' tiny veins through deciduous tree leaves
Can tell violet from purple
Yes, that's the work of Squirgly McGurgle
Yes, that's the work of Squirgly McGurgle

BREAK
*The Squirgly Squad*

He pours foam peanuts into empty shipping boxes
When Hilton's movie opened, he was the one who watched it
His photo defaults on the inside of your locked
Cleaned a lab and went infertile!

Why, that's the work of Squirgly McGurgle
Yes, that's the wrok of Squirgly McGurgle

And no, he won't be ignored nor outsourced
For any cost, by any means
And no, he won't be replaced by big machines

MY TEN EYES FIRE OUT LASER BEAMS!!

*gurgle*