CHORUS
They make me wanna scream, they make you wanna shout. And I don't know what that's about! Maybe we'll finally get it right. You hate their creepy looks. I hate their almond smell and we both freak when they propel themselves inward from the outside.

Okay, let's look at all the bugs that we like. There's the ladybug, who helps the plants, there's the jitterbug, who does a 40's dance, there's humbug, to talk all wild, and Bugaboo, by Destiny's Child. We've got doodlebugs on the railroad tracks, and buggys, pulled by horsies, natch'! We've got that car from Volkswagon's shop, and "Bug"ota, Colombia. Okay, Bogo*TA*.

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Does it have an orange anchor on its back? Well maybe it's an anchor bug on the attack. It's a predator of beetles. It puts them at a premium. At least that's what I got from skimming Wikipedia. So I guess there's good ones too. Enough for you? Enough for me! All *I* need is am"bug"uity. Let's not talk about bugs.

It's odd that I freak, how can I say this? I beat out the bugs, on a daily basis! I'm debugging programs, there's 1 in 10 lines. Lift eaves that feds drop, when tapping mine. And I squash a bug when I say goodbye to Wisconsinites. Wisconsinites bug me. Or I should say they "Badger" me? (hahhaha, oh that was cheesy).