How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
by The Cow Exchange
Track 3 from the album FAWM 2009 Demos; released Feb 28, 2009
Released under the Creative Commons Attribution License
Song Description
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090204184225AACe55Q
Liner Notes
Yes, I wrote a program to find these, and filtered through a lot of them. smile Tada: http://noise.dillfrog.com/audio/fawm2009/howmuchwood_autogen_rev2.txt

** - UPDATE: This song was voted "Best Answer" at Yahoo! Answers, for this question. Yay.
Lyrics
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood...
as an airlift could lift air,
as a heatstroke could stroke heat,
as a workforce could force work,
as a leafstalk could stalk leaf,
as a joyride could ride joy,
as a dogwatch could watch dog,
as a rootstalk could talk roots,
as a drugget could get drugs,
as a bradbury could bury Brad,
as a cakewalk could walk cake,
as a gallop could lop gals,
as a tapering could ring tape,
as a catsup could sup cat ("sup, cat?"),
as a cowhide could hide cow,
as a lancelet could let Lance,
as a groundhog could hog ground.
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