In a parallel universe, I am eating spam from my inbox
by The Cow Exchange
A quick quirky experiment, with lyrics by Nancy Rost. Yay! I finally get to work with Nancy! (Thanks!)
Lyrics by the great Nancy Rost.
In a parallel universe, I am eating spam from my inbox
And it tastes delicious, with pineapple rings from Saturn
It's so nice to know that in a parallel universe
Modems connect to our stomach
Advertising in a parallel universe
Appeals directly to our guts
Every day at seven-oh-seven (both AM and PM times)
I check the spam from my inbox
I sniff it to make sure it's still fresh
And it always, always is
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