"I am awake and I'm germ-free. Let's go see Friday The Thirteenth (The Movie). It's at the theater, but there'll be no drama for us! I'll buy my ticket, you buy yours. Same goes for soda and popcorn. If that's a new concept then I'll give you some time to relate. It's not a date! It's just you and me and the big screen, in the dark... entertaining.

"If that's too weird I'll bring some friends, but they might know how the story ends. SPOILER ALERT! ... just kidding, I'm not gonna tell you 'til the plot thickens.

IT IS A DATE! (it's not a date)

"So whaddya say, how d'you respond? Oh, just wear the clothes that you've got on**.

"** Caveat: I'm assuming that you're wearing enough clothes and ready to go

"This ain't for kissing, just focusing on the big screen. In the dark. Entertaining!