On my best birthday I was born
my best birthday I was born
my best birthday I was born on my best birthday.

It was kinda cold
I was in my... I was in nothing, really.
I had to come out of something gross
I had to come out on my best birthday
I had to come out
I had to come out, my best birthday

My best birthday I was born
My best birthday I was born
My best birthday
I was born on my best birthday.

It was my only birthday
I was only really born once
Some people, they are born several times over the course of their... life?

I was having a really great time on my best birthday
I was born on my best birthday
I was born on my best birthday
I was born
I was born on my best birthday

My best birthday was slightly better than the other times I
had fun in life on my non-best birthdays

Birthday I was born, I was born, my best birthday

I got to tell you a thing or two about the day called
My best birthday
It was a long time ago
It was a long time ago
I don't remember anything but it was great!

That was my time on my best birthday
That was my time on my best birthday
That was, that was
I like my best birthday
I like my best birthday better than the better better better
I like more
I like better
That was my best
That was my best
THAT WAS MY BEST.... BIRTHDAY!