INTRO
The year is 207095 and phones are in your feet! Uwehehehhh!

VERSE
Can we maybe sit a minute down
and test this bench’s strength?
I think I hear my toe
It’s on vibrate (-- ed: not my shoes this time!)

LIFT
I do yoga so it reaches my ear
It looks funky but reception’s pretty clear

CHORUS
Another toe call
sneakin’ into my life
stinkin’ up my pipeline
but i better answer anyway
What else could I do?
Saw it off, get it scooped out / Buy a metallic shoe
That’s a bit shrewd, I mean it’s
just another toe call!

BREAK
Ugh!! Toe call again.
I’ll get it. I’LL GET IT!!!
Hello? HELLO?

VERSE
Got it installed when I was young
It’s an innie, that’s my style
The dialpaid’s a vein up on my neck
It’s a pulse dial

LIFT
My boss can find me anytime
Mig bro can keep his tabs
I started young, but I adapted

CHORUS

BRIDGE
It’s so convenient
when i’m speakin’
to put my foot in my mouth
(another toe call / my life)

CHORUS

OUTRO
Toe call. Toe call. Toe call. Toe call.
Hello? HELLO?!