Chances are, the sources you need don't exist
by The Cow Exchange
This is a musical adaptation of portions of the following English Wikipedia articles, available under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/):
[1] - Jumma Jan (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jumma_Jan&oldid=326341985)
[2] - Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Gauge (gay porn star) (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Gauge_%28gay_porn_star%29&oldid=127870283)
[3] - Supporters of Cruzeiro Esporte Clube (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Supporters_of_Cruzeiro_Esporte_Clube&oldid=311365061)
[4] - Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Bill Majors (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Bill_Majors&oldid=182855021)
[5] - Electrical muscle stimulation (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Electrical_muscle_stimulation&oldid=328824195)
[6] - Musa Alami (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Musa_Alami&oldid=327419811)
[7] - Tipping the Velvet (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tipping_the_Velvet&oldid=329060805)
[8] - Eunuchus (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Eunuchus&oldid=327297971)
[9] - Ted Bundy (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ted_Bundy&oldid=328914360)
[10] - Wikipedia:Community enforceable mediation/Commodore Sloat and Armon/Outside comments (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Community_enforceable_mediation/Commodore_Sloat_and_Armon/Outside_comments&oldid=137818378)
[11] - Wikipedia:Reference desk/Archives/Miscellaneous/2007 May 15 (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Archives/Miscellaneous/2007_May_15&oldid=132215696)
[12] - 1979 Sugar Bowl (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=1979_Sugar_Bowl&oldid=327552378)
[13] - Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/FTL (Battlestar Galactica) (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/FTL_%28Battlestar_Galactica%29&oldid=306893918)
[14] - Wikipedia:Reference desk/Archives/Science/2007 July 27 (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Archives/Science/2007_July_27&oldid=192169597)
[15] - List of characters in Suikoden V (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_characters_in_Suikoden_V&oldid=317778010)
[16] - Wikipedia:Help desk/Archives/2007 May 29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Help_desk/Archives/2007_May_29&oldid=204033119)
[17] - Worrell 1000 (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Worrell_1000&oldid=302936820)
[18] - Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Asexualisation (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Asexualisation&oldid=49729680)
[19] - Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:B.R.I.T.T.A.N.I.C.A. (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/Wikipedia:B.R.I.T.T.A.N.I.C.A.&oldid=117467247)
[20] - Halfbakery (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Halfbakery&oldid=273448231)
[21] - Wikipedia:Editor assistance/Requests/Archive 4 (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Editor_assistance/Requests/Archive_4&oldid=192069400)
[22] - Fame, Glory, and Other Things on My To Do List (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fame,_Glory,_and_Other_Things_on_My_To_Do_List&oldid=322838648)
[23] - List of technology in Judge Dredd (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_technology_in_Judge_Dredd&oldid=305534660)
[24] - Wikipedia:Helping suicidal individuals (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Helping_suicidal_individuals&oldid=223716735)
[25] - Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/FuelWagon v. Ed Poor (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/FuelWagon_v._Ed_Poor&oldid=289362026)
[26] - Wikipedia:Categories for discussion/Log/2007 February 28 (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Categories_for_discussion/Log/2007_February_28&oldid=277272982)
[27] - Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/IncidentArchive196 (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive196&oldid=107230270)
[28] - Richard Marius (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Richard_Marius&oldid=322629994)
[29] - Japji Sahib (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Japji_Sahib&oldid=321360863)
[30] - Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Marduk in popular culture/archive (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Marduk_in_popular_culture/archive&oldid=52622185)
VERSE
Can you explain.. [1]
In the meantime, I'll abstain. [2]
It seems like it was yesterday, but no. [3]
I'm a fool. [4]
and a therapeutic tool. [5]
They want me to go and have told me so. [6]
PRE-CHORUS
She makes me want to smile and weep, at once... [7]
She shuts me out, then she calls me back. [8]
I want you to know that. [9]
CHORUS
I won't discuss this further until you do. [10]
I won't try it again, I promised not to. [11]
You better pass." [12]
Chances are, the sources you need don't exist. [13]
I won't extend these calculations into space. [14]
VERSE
All right, fine. [15]
At least I learned this time. [16]
Never tank, no matter how far back you feel. [17]
It's a hoax. [18]
(Or maybe I didn't get the joke.) [19]
Wouldn't it be neat if it were real?" [20]
PRE-CHORUS
She cheered me up and did a good job. [21]
She's fat, and she always wears black. [22]
I want you to know that. [9]
[REPEAT CHORUS]
BRIDGE
is extremely bouncy. [23]
Respect their boundaries. [24]
It is dismissed. [25]
They both should coexist. [26]
You can't miss it. [27]
When you write that, you believe it. [28]
When you go Home you shall see it. [29]
It's not mine. [30]
[REPEAT CHORUS]
INSTRUMENTAL
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