I don't need the money that badly
by The Cow Exchange
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INTRO
C Em Am Bb F C D
VERSE
C E
No one knows yet what is causing it. [1]
Am7 C7
Nobody seems to care. [2]
F C Dm7 G
If you want though, you can leave a note on and mention it there. [3]
C E
Maybe you'll find a few supporters. [4]
Am C7
Maybe not so wild guess! [5]
F C Dm7 G
It was probably created by his personal chef. [6]
F (or Csus4) C
Very tasty, very sweet. [7]
F (or Csus4) C
And those eggs are good to eat." [8]
D7 (Gsus4 -> Ab?)
But my thighs are mine to keep... [9]
CHORUS
Am Caug5
I cannot win. [10]
C
My thighs were thin. [11]
D7 (G, Caug5)
Surprise surprise, they didn't. [12]
Am Caug5
Stay under control. [13]
C
Food is swallowed whole. [14]
D7 C Cmaj7
I don't need the money that badly." [15]
VERSE
Maybe I was testing the system. [16]
Maybe I shouldn't have. [17]
It is supported by a large number of catering staff. [18]
Experience comes from bad judgement. [19]
Staff are all volunteers. [20]
Dm C F G
At least, that is, until both Larry and Emma disappear. [21]
F C
They put their meat on a stick. [22]
F C
They are suspect by default. [23]
D
Take this with a grain of salt. [24]
CHORUS
I cannot win. [10]
My thighs were thin. [11]
Surprise surprise, they didn't. [12]
Stay under control. [13]
Food is swallowed whole. [14]
I don't need the money that badly." [15]
F
(that badly)
C
(that badly)
F6
(that badly)
OUTRO
F
For the fourth time? [25]
C
He is requesting. [26]
Dm7
Are You Inclined? [27]
Gsus4 F5 Gsus4
Needs further testing. [28]
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