i wanna be a fairy princess
i wanna be blue
i wanna big door with knobbies
i wanna be you
but i can’t
i can only be a cat
my cheese crime
my cheese crime

the pepper got jacked
i was at the scene
some jerky jerk with jerky whiskers
pointed the tail at me
i didn’t
them ain’t my paw prints
my cheese crime
my cheese crime

quit chasing this yarn
someone will get harmed
my cheese crime
my cheese crime

maybe some day the cheese will say:
i am the cheese!
and i say!
this cat is innocent!
hooray!