I went to a local Burger King to have a burger. And I went to the bathroom there too. It was worse than most gas station bathrooms. My bathroom's kinda messy too, but not nearly as bad. The descriptions in this song don't actually apply to the BK one, but the chorus of the song holds true.

Includes contributions by Herm (flute, acoustic guitar, mandolin, triangle, tambourine) and Mart (guitar).