Pancakes are the Cool
by The Cow Exchange
Pancakes aren't just good eatin', they're also an important part of the Christmas season. This song reminds you of the pancake's tight integration. Pancakes are the cool.
A carbohydrate-saturated ballad, with piano, vocal responses, acoustic guitar, and lots of reverb.
What are trees green?
What do sleds slide?
Why does tinsel glitter on the wreath?
Why do snowflakes fall?
Why is Santa fat?
Pancakes instead of cookies for Christmas Eve
If you must eat ham then wrap it in a pancake.
If you must eat salad then wrap it in a pancake.
If you must eat cookies then wrap it in a pancake.
Pancakes are the cool.
Why does Rudolph glow?
Why is fudge sweet?
Fruitcake is the cake of the barbarians.
Why are halls decked?
Why do we sing?
Reindeer eat pancakes 'cause they're vegetarians.
If you must eat ham then wrap it in a pancake.
If you must eat salad then wrap it in a pancake.
If you must eat cookies then wrap it in a pancake.
Pancakes are the cool.
If you spill teacake or coffeecake from out of your cupcake, use a spongecake to soak it up.
Build food pyramids of cheesecake, beefcake and fruitcake.
Cook your fishcake on a griddlecake, but the pancake's the best cake to fix it up.
Pancakes are the cool.
Paddy-cake, paddy-cake, ... baker.
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